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Take a stand today
against AI coding.

Human coders unite!

No soul.
No perspective.
No responsibility.

You may have heard your chatbot talk like this, but rest assured it doesn't have any idea what it is saying or why it said it!

Same with code... if you get a bot to write it, it could be riddled with bugs, full of security holes and probably requires the power of a thousand suns to run properly. Who's to say? The bot sure doesn't!

Trained by billions of lines of code, taken from less than ethical sources, it has no idea what any of it means. With enough luck the code may kinda, sorta work and while this "vibe coding" is provocative and gets the people going, when the going gets tough who is there to fix the code?

Hint: it's not the bot!


Don't give up.

What we are all
about...

Human hope.

The AI code apocalypse may soon be upon us, and indeed it may already be here, and that's why we've started No Clankers Alliance. The next time you need some software, check for the No Clankers Alliance stamp of approval and know that the code was built by home grown, locally sourced people, complete with actual skeletons and strange appendages that can be used to control a computer!

Power and responsibility.

Human coders aren't perfect; much like the tides, bugs will persist! With No Clankers Alliance at least you can take solace in the knowledge that a person with at least a glimmer of an understanding wrote the code and has the sense to fix it when something goes awry.

Join us.

If you're a software developer, consider if the No Clankers Alliance is right for you! Do you use an actual computer keyboard to write code by hand? Is each painstaking class, function, and unintelligible comment the complete works of your sleep deprived, caffeine addled mind? Then join us today and become part of the clanker-free revolution!

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Coding is free, coding is life.

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Commitment

The No Clankers Alliance is committed to ZERO AI coding in software. If you think that's a great idea join us! If you don't then you can...

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